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Merry Christmas |Santa, Christmas Jokes, A Letter from Santa
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
They look silly in polyester.
Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Because her brown ones were muddy.
How long should a reindeer's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground.
Which reindeer have the smallest legs?
The shortest ones.
Where do you find reindeer?
Depends upon where you leave them.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers!
Why did the reindeer wear brown boots?
Because her black ones were muddy!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
Because he didn't want to be recognized!
What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
Baby reindeer!
What did the Mom Reindeer say to keep her reindeer kids inside?
"Because of the rain...Dear."
Why did the reindeer wear green boots?
Because her blue Gucci pumps were muddy just like her black and brown boots!