What Christmas Carol is the favorite of parents?
Silent Night.
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas
Thanks, I'll never part with it!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Because a little water ends both of them!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight!
What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy!
How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down?
About a wick!
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
Why do mummies like Christmas presents?
Because they're wrapped!
What did one Christmas Angel say to the other?
Halo there!
What's on Dracula's Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season