What Christmas carol makes you thirsty.
The First No Well.
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey!
What did the Eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
A Roast turkey!
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Really, we had turkey!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y!
Why does Santa love donuts?
Because they have "Hole, Hole, Holes!"
Why are turkeys so fat.
Because they Gobble, Gobble, Gobble.
What kind are Santa's most favorite cookies?
The round kind.