How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A Merry-Christmas to Ewe!
How do cows greet each other at Christmas?
How does Bullwinkle greet others at Christmas?
What is the favorite Christmas story for moose?
A Chrismoose Carol.
Who gives presents to chickens?
Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
Because it would say "Ba aa aaaa -Humbug!"
What is the favorite Christmas treat for ducks?
Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh and not pigs?
Because when Pigs fly everything that wasn't supposed to happen...does.
What is a dog's favorite Christmas carol?
Bark! The Herald Angels Sing...
What is a monkey's favorite Christmas carol?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells
What is a snake's favorite Christmas carol?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!